We’ve had more than a few discussions on this blog about therapeutic techniques. Eminently-qualified, highly-regarded psychologists have written serious pieces about how they use BEER, POT and other treatments to help patients. With all the brainpower we’ve got at Menninger, you’d think someone would’ve clued in to what now seems like the obvious next step: clothing-optional therapy (COT).
No, really. Check out this article about Sarah White, a woman who calls herself the “Naked Therapist” because she takes her clothes off as she talks to people. The article is safe for work, but let me nutshell it for you:
A 24-year-old “psychology buff” has set up a business in which she charges people $150 to chat with her about their problems while she removes her clothing. She has no credentials or qualifications and is not licensed by any sort of governing body.
We now live in a world in which naked therapy not only exists, but is covered by the New York Daily News, the fifth-most widely circulated newspaper in America. According to Google, there are 24 news pieces about Ms. White’s business. People are paying attention to this woman.
All of the sudden, that Psychology Today cover I wrote about awhile ago now doesn’t seem so outlandish.
There’s a short video at the above link (also safe for work) that gives you a brief glimpse into a session as well as some of Ms. White’s musings on her new venture. She certainly sounds sincere, but I got a good chuckle out of her using the word “patients” to describe her clients. The article has a great quote from Diana Kirschner, a New York-based clinical psychologist, that I’m sure sums up what a lot of licensed professionals are probably thinking:
“She’s using the word therapy here, but I don’t consider this therapy. I consider this interactive soft-core Internet porn.”
I found the clothing-optional part of the session just plain weird, but fortunately the video stops before going too far down that road. Imagine having a serious, heartfelt conversation with someone and then, right in the middle of it, they get up, move around the room for a minute and then return to their seat like nothing happened. That’d be distracting, right? Now imagine that, instead of just moving around, they also peel off layers of clothing. I’m no doctor, but I cannot fathom how this would help anyone.
Are we honestly supposed to take this seriously? Ms. White has her own website (which I was hesitant to visit, mostly for fear of legitimizing this and because it felt icky), and the first image you see is her in what I imagine is meant to be a sexy picture. There are a few paragraphs about her and her interests, and then she signs off like so:
I would say that the only thing missing is a smiley face, but there’s one at the end of the second paragraph.
It seems clear to me that therapy is not Ms. White’s top priority. It also seems clear to me that this kind of story can only help perpetuate stigma. Why go to a legitimate, qualified doctor when you can pay someone to strip while conducting a “therapy” session? How serious can mental illness be if this woman can claim to be helping people deal with theirs?
Serious mental illnesses need serious mental health professionals. And I guarantee you all of them wear clothes.
Editor’s note: If you enjoyed Cody’s post, then check out two of his most recent ones: